A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory
prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a
rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are
but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a
change!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in
her shrill little-girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
RMAOLOL...which makes for a messy sip of coffee!
ReplyDeleteHolly
Heehee...
ReplyDeleteHi Holly! Nice to "see" you here. (Mel)
loved art linkletter's show and greatly enjoy hearing/reading the funniest things said at church or in bulletins. thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHumor is important to balance all the yuck in life.
PS David is flying home today, 7 hours from FL to NE. bought all his favorite food & going to OUR church special to announce his return (as I have been visiting others with my lady with disabilites.)