JUST A NORMAL SATURDAY NIGHT AT OUR PLACE
Featuring Alexis and Bama
Cameraman: Elijah
"Doctor, do you think she can be saved?"
"I do, but it will be a tricky surgery. Scrub in."
"Can we fix her?"
"Yes, we can!"
"As you can see, this baby's guts have been compressed. That's the technical jargon. In plain speak: She's flat as a pancake."
"Did somebody say pancakes?"
"Keep your mind on the patient, Grrasshopper. We must now stitch her up. Like this..."
"Can I try? Let me. I practiced on a pig's foot last night."
"Good job. Now we'll just clip this thread--oh wait, we forgot to wear gloves."
"You also forgot to put her heart back in, Doc. It's on ice here in your favorite bowl."
"Woops. It's our secret. Good thing we left this handy dandy flap."
"You can let her wake up now. She's good as new. Want a doughnut?"
You should always, always, always have a doughnut after major surgery. Always.
ReplyDeleteI agree
ReplyDeleteThis was so intense! I almost felt like I was the assistance!
ReplyDeleteLOL Alex!
ReplyDeleteLooks like fun! This will always be a lovely memory of something you and your granddaughter did together.
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