Friday, January 05, 2007

How To Clean Your Toilet

How To Clean Your Toilet

(JUST KIDDNG, MEL! We love our kitties!)

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

8 comments:

  1. Steve says, "Yah, right. I knew it had to be from a dog." We had too big of cats, they'd never fit in the toilet. Cute. Thanks for sharing you made our day.

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  2. And you have famous kitties. Aren't they in a book? LOL

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  3. What a hilarious way to clean a toilet! Okay, I need to find a cat now :)

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  4. Yes, they were. Callie and Sassy, if I remember right. Thank you very much. They had big heads (along with their bodies) for some time after that! LOL

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  5. I would be very afraid when that lid came open, I think ours would find us and well I guess we would not mess with them again. I am sure the cat would like something to do to the dog. LOL

    Cute story

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  6. Oh, Cheryl, you're so bad! *g*

    Ya'know, only a dog is stupid enough to drink from a toilet.
    Meeeeoooowww! Hisssssss!
    Signed, The Cat

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