Monday, October 24, 2005

Top Ten Pet Peeves in Romance Novels

In no particular order these things irritate me:

1 - The heroine has tiny feet.
How many people actually think of their own feet as "tiny?"

2 - The heroine falls asleep thinking about what's going to happen.
Yawn.

3 - The heroine has "small perfect" teeth.

4 - Jumping in and out of heads/point of view.
Do readers notice or care when we even know what the cab driver's thinking?

5 - A couple jumping into bed before I care about them - or before they care about each other. Yawn.

6 - The ending feels rushed, as though the author only had so many pages to resolve everything in.

7 - A story that starts out with so much backstory that I feel as though I've missed the previous book.

8 - Heroines who giggle.

9 - Heroines who only need a shower and a little lip gloss to look like JLo. Yeah, right.

10 - Hero's with bad attitudes and nobody ever calls them on it.

How about you?

11 comments:

  1. Like you, I do not like it when endings feel rushed. I also do not like it when some authors leave loose ends, fail to offer closure, or end a book abruptly. Unless they are planning sequels to books it would be nice to have an epilogue or something that tells a little bit about what happened to the characters. But that is just my opinion and it does not necessarily apply to all books.
    -jennylynn1216@yahoo.com

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  2. I know this is definitely a "petty" pet peeve, but something that really bothers me in books biologically impossible eye color. For instance, the sequel to a book has the daughter of Jack and Jill who you know from the first book both had blue eyes. But the beautiful daughter has brown eyes. NOT POSSIBLE! Come on, I learned that in high school biology.

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  3. Oh, I just had comment on #9. Have you ever seen pictures of JLo after just a shower and a little lip gloss? Maybe it wouldn't be too difficult for a fictional heroine to top that! LOL! I know what you mean, though. It is annoying when the heroine is ALWAYS gorgeous.

    I recently read THE MASQUERADE by Brenda Joyce and I have to give her kudos for her heroine. To the hero, she was the most beautiful, sexy thing ever. But everyone else saw her as a plain Jane. Loved it!

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  4. I can't stand a hero or heroine who is gorgeous and every character of the book must tell you how wonderful they are.

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  5. What Maureen said. I don't want to read about impossibly perfect people - it just makes me feel like a total failure.

    On your #9 - I once read a suspense novel where the heroine was being stalked by a serial killer, an insomniac and complete ball of stress. Yet (YET) she was still able to stop men in their tracks. Yeah right!

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  6. I just finished reading a delightful love story that only implied a sex scene. That was rather refreshing. It is a small book, but had the most-thoughtful hero of any romance book I have ever read and I have read many. I fell in love with the guy. Ah, if only all men were like Nick! (The book is Unbroken by Andrea Wilder.)

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  7. Repetive phrases. Poorly done research. Characters using words not used in a certain time period.

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  8. I'm reading a book for Halloween. Yesterday, I read the heroine has tiny feet and I thought of you Cheryl. *G* Oh, this heroine also has a tiny waist and big boobs. Described so well as to turn this breast cancer survivor off!

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  9. Ack, well, the tiny waist goes without saying, right? and perfect, perky boobs. Double ack. How 'bout a slight pooch on that belly and boobs that ain't what they used to be? MEN don't care! Why should we?? LOL

    And congratulations on being a cancer survivor. Praise God!

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  10. Thank you. I am proud to be a 6 year survivor. Get those mammograms ladies!

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  11. Heroines who don't do what they are told to do, and proceed to get into trouble. We call them "Books with Stupid women" lol,
    Also things out of time period.

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