You know me. I just couldn't pass this one up.
Associated Press - KETTERING, Ohio (March 3
Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangering after another motorist reported she was both breast-feeding a youngster and talking on a phone while driving. Police in the Dayton suburb of Kettering say the caller told them he saw the woman Thursday. Officer Michael Burke says authorities used a license plate number to track down 39-year-old Genine Compton.
He said the woman told officers she was breast-feeding and wouldn't let her child go hungry. Burke said the legal concern is that Compton had a child in her lap while driving, not that she was breast-feeding in public. He said the child was under 2 years old. Police say the woman faces up to 180 days in jail and a $1,800 fine if convicted of the misdemeanor.
So give her a break; this was her carpool day. They didn't mention she was listening to an e-book and making a grocery list too. This woman is obviously a multi-tasker. She was probably on her way to pick up the rest of the kids from school and take them all back home to the birthday party. (The ice cream is made from Ben & Jerry's breast milk.) She was ordering the cake when police stopped her. They probably set her back a week. Tomorrow morning she'll have to fix lunches while she showers.
You should see her jog and feed that baby.