Friday, September 29, 2006

Classes for Men

LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY
Monday, October 18, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 h ours.


Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things ---
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy ---
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

6 comments:

  1. Can we add a class on cooking a meal using less than 4 pots?
    and
    A class on where to put your socks when you take them off-- not just in front of the couch!

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  2. These are great classes! All men should be required to take them! lol

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  3. There should be a note that says..."Classes coming to a town near you" :)

    Thanks for the laughs!

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  4. I think every man should take those classes! Steve said not him. Even told him your hubby would be there. He didn't care. What's wrong with a little knowledge? LOL
    Love ya....

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  5. I think every man should take those classes! Steve said not him. Even told him your hubby would be there. He didn't care. What's wrong with a little knowledge? LOL
    Love ya....Sue

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  6. My hubby excels at #8, 13 & 14, flowers, remembering dates, cooking & directions #9 (has an internal GPS! LOL) But #2 is my pet peeve, TP roll, for all 3 men in our house. I work at a pre-school so some lucky wives are going to get the men we are training today on #3, aiming at the toilet; we have them clean it if they miss.
    Katrina- ditto on your first addition: even though he cooks, Robert does use a lot of pots & rarely cleans up so NOT a good example for 2 sons.
    Agree with everyone about required class-recommend the earlier the better to avoid retraining.

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